Most random thing ever

[x] – You like cheese.
[] – You hate peanuts.
[x] – You agree that this quiz is random.
[x ] – You have farted today.
[x] – You have choked on something.
[x] – You are a writer.
[ ] – You smoke.
[X ] – You like to swim.
[ ] – You have farted more than once today.
[x] – You like ice cream.
TOTAL SO FAR = 7

[x] – You have lied more than 10 times.(Make thatmore then 20)
[ ] – You are an only child.
[] – You have more than 3 pets.
[] – You prefer water to other drinks.
[ ] – You are an alcoholic.
[ ] – You are under 20 years old.
[] – You are over 25 years old.(WAY over!!)
[ ] – You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x ] – You like jewelry.
[] – Your favorite music genre is rock.
TOTAL SO FAR = 9

[x] – You weigh more than 140 lbs.(My bones weigh more than that!)
[x] – You like pirates.
[x] – You are a fangirl/fanboy of something.
[ ] – You take a prescription drug every day.
[ ] – You have a job.
[x] – You live with your parents. (I AM the parent,everyone else lives with me!!)
[x] – You like to eat eggs.
[ ] – You have a religion. (Not really)
[ ] – You dress stranger than other people.
TOTAL SO FAR = 14

[ ] – You have had diarrhea in the past 2 weeks.
[x] – You have eaten something odd before.
[x] – You are bad at math.
[ ] – You love electronics.
[x] – Someone/something has pissed you off in the past week.
[x] – You swear a lot.
[x] – You believe in aliens. (Fuck yeah especially Vulcans)
[x] – You play video games.
[x] – You have low self-esteem.
[ ] – You carry a purse.
TOTAL SO FAR = 21

[x] – You like fire.
[ ] – You have fainted or passed out before.
[] – You have a high school diploma.
[x] – You live in America.
[x ] – You use hand sanitizer a lot.
[ x] – You consider yourself a nerd.
[ ] – You have tried chewing tobacco.
[] – You are a conspiracy theorist.
[ ] – You sleep in the nude.
[ ] – You will ask people to do this.
TOTAL SO FAR =25

[x] – You have imagined yourself being famous.
[x] – You own a stuffed animal.
[x] – You like watermelon.
[ ] – You live in Europe.
[ ] – You have a fetish for something.
[ ] – You fidget a lot.
[x] – You agree that this quiz has nothing to do with anything.
[x] – You won't ask others to do this quiz.
[] – You have your own personal computer and don't share one.
[ x]– You have a brother.
TOTAL SO FAR =30

[ ] – You can cook well.
[ ] – You like to party.
[x] – You are a bad dancer.
[ ] – You are a professional dancer.
[x] – You have crossed paths with a black cat.
[x] – You have a friend that you think is crazy.
[x] – You have under 10 good, close friends.
[ ] – You are anticipating your answer to this quiz.
[x] – You have run away from something.
[x ] – You have watched the movie: "X Men 3″
TOTAL SO FAR = 36

[] – You like to mix soft drinks together.
[x] – You have done an odd experiment.
[x ] – People have stared at you oddly in public.
[x] – Your grandmothers are still alive.
[ ] – You have a step-mom or dad.
[x] – You hate to be forced to do things
[ ] – You have been a member to dA for under 3 months.
[] – You have a dA subscription.
[x] – Your hair is brown. Natural color.
[ x] – You love to eat candy.
TOTAL SO FAR =42

[x] – You have dressed up for Halloween. (I always have and always will.)
[] – You love cats.
[x] – You got this survey from a female.
[x] – You have a quirky personality.
[x ] – You are a coffee addict.
[ ] – You live near a body of water. (I wish!)
[x] – You have had a toothache.
[ ] – You currently need to go to the bathroom.
[x] – You use the term: "Epic Fail".
GRAND TOTAL =48

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0-25 = A spaceship.
26 = Corn.
27 = The Chosen One.
28 = A donkey.
29 = Flashlight.
30 = Weed.
31 = Stalker.
32 = Poodle.
33 = A turd.
34 = Pacifier.
35 = Chili.
36 = A continent.
37 = Bamboo.
38 = A Nissan Skyline.
39 = Pedophile.
40 = A rather large and smelly fish.
41 = Parachute.
42 = Mob of angry sheep.
43 = A clone of yourself.
44 = A mortified chocolate deer antler.
45 = Pincushion.
46 = Toilet seat.
47 = Ninja.
48 = Psycho passion fruit.
49 = Yellow snow.
50 = Flammable.
51 = A poison Easter basket.
52 = A dirty diaper.
53 = Mammary gland.
54 = A moose humping a guardrail.
55 = An illegal immigrant
56 = Tofu.
57 = Microscopic testicle fuzz.
58 = Staple gun.
59 = Tail feather.
60 = A white rapper.
61 = A shotgun shell.
62 = Sexy as hell.
63 = A popcorn fart.
64 = A rusty, herpes infected needle.
65 = Fortune cookie.
66 = Barack Obama.
67 = Chinchilla.
68 = Weapon of mass destruction.
69 = An epic failure at everything.
70 = A semi-proportionate and anonymous fish scale.
71 = Naughty nymphomaniac.
72 = Bicycle tire.
73 = Sweat.
74 = The Bubonic Plague.
75 = Turkey.
76 = Amoeba.
77 = A lice-infected hobo.
78 = The ruler of all evil.
79 = Horny toad.
80 = Fairy Godmother.
81 = Tuba.
82 = Anorexic llama capillary.
83 = Moldy snot.
84 = Miley Cyrus wannabe.
85 = Doppelganger.
86 = Future porn star.
87 = Unnatural disaster.
88 = Statistical database.
89 = Genital lice.
90 = Rocket launcher.
91 = Ruby vomit.
92 = Maggot.
93 = Selfish antagonistic poofing cat.
94 = Pudding.
95 = A gravy train.
96 = Santa Claus.
97 = Paris Hilton's big toe.
98 = Decaying insect corpse.
99 = Blood bank.
100 = Freak of nature and humanit